Sonata in D, with nitrates and half-sours

Carnegie Deli, paragon of all things Jewish and meaty. To wit: Dr. Brown's Cel-Ray soda (yes, celery flavored soda, perfect for those of us without a sweet tooth), half-sour pickles (as opposed to full sours, more salty than sour), and the ubiquitous Woody Allen (towering sandwich of the tenderest pastrami and corned beef in all New York).